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what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago

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I’m soooo straight! single guys get at me!

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Bored? click!

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.